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so today I called customer support for my mac

  • Me:

    The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.

  • Customer-support-guy:

    Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?

  • Me:

    I can't- the computer's frozen.

  • CSG:

    Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.

  • Me:

    . . .

  • Me:

    What did you just say?

  • CSG:

    Have you tried turning it-

  • Me:

    Did you just quote Sherlock?

  • CSG:

    . . .

  • CSG:

    . . .

  • CSG:

    You watch-

  • Me:

    FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.

  • CSG:

    OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

  • Me:

    YOU BET IT IS.

  • *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*

  • CSG:

    So which episode are you watching?

  • Me:

    The Great Game.

  • CSG:

    Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.

  • Me:

    Is there some way I can tip you or something?

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